Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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