I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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