Your face is a jimmy john
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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