If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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