Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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