this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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