so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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