this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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