i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
should my penis look like a turkey
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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