Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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