And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize