Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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