Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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