You really coming over, don't trick.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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