I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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