i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i've created a new STD.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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