I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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