giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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