Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
