Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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