Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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