O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm sobbing to NWA
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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