I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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