sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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