don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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