Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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