how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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