Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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