I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
And then he peed in my hair
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