i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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