He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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