I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
