Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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