just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm bleeding and have questions
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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