He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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