she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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