what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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