we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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