we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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