sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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