You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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