At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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