question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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