Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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