We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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