I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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