Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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