Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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