Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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