yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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