It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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