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butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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