So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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