Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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