dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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