does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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