then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
